My Energy Level →
laugh-out-loud-johntot: Normally: The minute I have to start working/studying:
Going to a party and not knowing anyone...
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
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TJ's BAD BROADS: FAQ on Illuminati →
badbroads: Here are some frequently asked questions people ask me about the Illuminati, so I going to answer them publicly for anyone who has similar questions. Question: Who are the Illuminati? Answer: The Illuminati consist of 13 families in which 5 are at the central core, there are over…
Mom, can I- →
wowfunniestposts: Mom: You: funniest blog ever
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Those who are heartless, once cared too much.
Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick